Q: How many animals went into the Ark? A: "One Mail and One E-Mail."   Q: What are Sins of Omission? A: "The sins we should have committed,  but didn't."   Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.   The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.   The Fifth Commandment is Humor thy father and thy mother.   Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.   Moses died before he ever reached Canada.   The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.   Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.   The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.   Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.   Solomon, one of David's sons, had 700 wives and 300 porcupines.   Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.   Sampson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.   When Mary heard that she was going to be the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.   Jesus said, "Man does not live by sweat alone."   It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.